Molly Madness

[captain_slinky]

The other morning I was lying in bed, minding my own business, when Molly came in and stood very close to the bed right at the foot of it so that all I could see was her head and shoulders. She was smiling... odd. Big, wide eyes and a forced "Joker Rigormortis" open-mouthed bared-teeth grin. Really creepy. And she just stood there, grinning at me.

i said "Hey, Punkin'... whatcha doin'?"

She didn't move, but I heard a "Whiiiir, WHIIIrrrr" come from whatever she was holding just below my line of site.

"Whatcha got there, Punkin'?"

Whiiir whiir WEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Keeping her face in that gruesome wide-eyed death-grin, she jerked her toy CHAINSAW up right parallel next to her face with both hands and started to giggle as a screamed in terror.

Then she cut my feet off.

I can't help but think that i should be worried. Not about the missing feet - it was just pretend. i still have my feet. Worried about *her*. But also impressed and kinda proud?

Comments

[cunninggod.livejournal.com]

LOL - what a great kid! :)

[schizoauthoress.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha! Molly rocks!

[khristle.livejournal.com]

I told you watching horror movies with her when she was 2 weeks old would have an effect on her!

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Shyeah... the effect of AWESOME!

[the-4th-doctor.livejournal.com]

I keep telling you: EVIL GENIUS!

[teegin.livejournal.com]

Note to self get molly a new chainsaw and hockey mask for Christmas.

[teegin.livejournal.com]

I also just had flashbacks of the movie Audition.

[bjorker.livejournal.com]

I can TOTALLY picture this !!! heeeeee...