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I'll bet a guy could get banned from A LOT of on-line Disney Forums asking questions about Disney-Themed Hookers in and around Disneyland.
DON'T YOU JUDGE ME! Not till you've taken a one-way trip on my own personal Train Of Thought!
It started with me thinking about how *nice* the walk from our Hotel to Disneyland was when we visited in January. Clean, with no homeless or prostitutes. Which is really weird because usually if there's something that attracts tourists with lots of spending money, it'll also attract the pan-handlers and the drug dealers and the prostitutes, right?
I can see how they could crack-down on the homeless and drug dealers in the are with just an increase of Police presence in the area. Harass the dregs of society enough and they'll leave that area alone. But PROSTITUTES are a different thing entirely; they can advertise as a legitimate "Escort Service" and discreetly visit a hotel room without too much fear of prosecution - it's part of the job.
So THAT lead me to wondering if there ARE Escort Services that specialize in Disney Theme "Encounters". Rule 34 dictates that there are at least a *few* people out there who would pay good money for a hot "Menage-a-Eeyore, maybe a little Tinkerbell-on-Dopey action, but how would these people find out about which services provide those types of encounters?
Which lead me to think of how quickly somebody would get banned from a Disney Chatroom by asking things like "Where is the best place near Disneyland to get a Disney-Themed Hooker?"
See? I'm not such a perv! I'm just *curious*!
DON'T YOU JUDGE ME! Not till you've taken a one-way trip on my own personal Train Of Thought!
It started with me thinking about how *nice* the walk from our Hotel to Disneyland was when we visited in January. Clean, with no homeless or prostitutes. Which is really weird because usually if there's something that attracts tourists with lots of spending money, it'll also attract the pan-handlers and the drug dealers and the prostitutes, right?
I can see how they could crack-down on the homeless and drug dealers in the are with just an increase of Police presence in the area. Harass the dregs of society enough and they'll leave that area alone. But PROSTITUTES are a different thing entirely; they can advertise as a legitimate "Escort Service" and discreetly visit a hotel room without too much fear of prosecution - it's part of the job.
So THAT lead me to wondering if there ARE Escort Services that specialize in Disney Theme "Encounters". Rule 34 dictates that there are at least a *few* people out there who would pay good money for a hot "Menage-a-Eeyore, maybe a little Tinkerbell-on-Dopey action, but how would these people find out about which services provide those types of encounters?
Which lead me to think of how quickly somebody would get banned from a Disney Chatroom by asking things like "Where is the best place near Disneyland to get a Disney-Themed Hooker?"
See? I'm not such a perv! I'm just *curious*!
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Date: 2010-05-14 06:41 pm (UTC)Since you are di-curious (sorry, I had to) which character are you interested in hooking up with? Hmmm?
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Date: 2010-05-20 01:35 pm (UTC)Yasmine-the-harem-girl.
The Lovely Mermaid.
The French Beauty.
Chinese Warrior Girl.
Emerald the Gypsy Dancer (Goat and Hunchback extra fee)
It's basically like the skanky costumes that appear around Halloween that vaguely resemble short-skirted versions of a copyrighted character design.
Man, I would have so much fun with that, as long as I didn't have to hear what the customers wanted once the doors closed.