Contradictorily Confident

[captain_slinky]

My Right-Wing friends want to stress three points this election:

• 1) The Democrats have been in power this long and have accomplished NOTHING. They haven't been able to make a single change because they are too weak and wishy-washy to accomplish anything.
  
• 2) The Democrats have made too many changes while they are in power, and now we live in a Fascist-Socialist Dictatorship where we are just seconds away from them taking away our guns and imposing mandatory Gay Sex Classes instead.
  
• 3) America was NUMBER 1 in EVERYTHING before The Democrats took over.

Please note that these three opinions came from 3 different sources that think this is THE MESSAGE of The Right Wing. At least there weren't very many "Secret Muslim" or "Birth Certificate" comments this morning...

Guys, I love you and I think you've got some good ideas politically speaking... but could you pick just one party stance and make sure that your entire party is behind it? I'd LOVE to be behind the whole Fiscal Responsibility thing if it didn't mean that I'd also have to be lumped in with the "Gawd Hates Fags and Neeee-groes" bunch :(

Comments

[xerhino.livejournal.com]

I don't think they can nail down what they are about, only that it's the opposite of what the Democrats want. Mitt Romney and several others were for similar health care changes, then the Democrats announced they were doing them. Now making health care available is like venom from the devil that will make your children grow up infertile and stupid while killing off any old people that disagree.