BEST/WORST SENTENCE TO START MY DAY WITH EVAR

[captain_slinky]

"The cat continued to puke all over the couch just as the murky water from the toilet bowl started to overflow on to the cold bathroom floor."

Just 15 minutes in to it and i can already tell that today has a strong potential to become "One Of Those Days" :(

Comments

[rogh-sensei.livejournal.com]

I thought you were angling for the Bulwer-Lytton award this year.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

I really, really, REALLY wish I had just made it up for the Bulwer-Lyton award :(

[khristle.livejournal.com]

Two things:

1) I've been meaning to wash the couch, so thank you Joey, for giving me the incentive that I need.

2) Hooray, your comics were off the bathroom floor! No ruined books!

[teh-dirty-robot.livejournal.com]

In theory, the day can only get better from here.

In theory.

[thehobbit.livejournal.com]

If this helps the pillow case arrived so somewhere SOMEONE is having a good day because of you.