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captain_slinkyWhen I'm laying in bed at night, flat on my back, looking up at the ceiling, I like to sneeze without covering my mouth. As the fine mist of air-cooled snot slowly falls on my face, upper body and arms, I like to think that THIS is what those sparkly Twilight vampires must feel like.
