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If/When you find yourself being the reluctant champion of good, or the leader of an underdog rebellion fighting against tyranny, or the chosen one who will deliver us from evil (you know the type) and the head spokesman of Evil/Injustice/Tyranny ("Dark Lord", "Evil Emperor", "Wicked Sorcerer Supreme", etc) makes you an offer, HEAR THEM OUT.

Sure this guy has been trying to kill you and your entire band of unlikely heroes with every ounce of power at his disposal, but THINK ABOUT IT. Together, you could RULE THE WORLD/UNIVERSE/GALAXY! Unlimited wealth and power at your fingertips! It's really a pretty sweet offer! I say go for it!
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