FORTY

[captain_slinky]

Today is my Fortieth birthday - FINALLY old enough to buy lottery tickets, smokes, booze and porn WOO!!!

Guess I should head down to the post office and register for The Draft...

...And finally get my Driver's License...

...And get a few Prostate Exams.

Woke up to a Happy Birthday text from my Mommy, and Molly sleepily saying "Happy Birthday, Daddy", and came out to find that khristle had put up the Justice League Happy Birthday banner in the living room :)

I also received several dozen Happy Birthday "Wall Posts" on Facebook from various corporate entities. Awwww, thank you Swiffer Brand Disposable Wet-Dry Mops! I didn't think you'd have remembered!

Comments

[zombie1974.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday!

[jennawaterford.livejournal.com]

Dammit, Swiffer cares. Why do you think they developed wet-dry mops? To handle their TEARS OF DEEP CONCERN!

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

I remember when my Orthodontist's grandmother died, I was pretty upset and found myself in a really dark place. It was Swiffer Brand Disposable Wet-Dry Mops that were there to lift me out of it. I'll never forget that night that Swiffer Brand Disposable Wet-Dry Mops found me laying in that gutter, and Swiffer Brand Disposable Wet-Dry Mops said the most poignant thing... "Swiffer WetJet cleans better than a mop to reveal more shine on glossy ceramic tile, hardwood, and laminate floors".

That really touched me, but I figured I was a lost cause. But Swiffer Brand Wet-Dry Mops wouldn't let me give up on myself. "Swiffer Sweeper Dry and Wet Cloths give you a 2-in-1 cleaning tool that cleans better than a broom! Swiffer® Sweeper floor sweeper attracts and traps dirt and dust from virtually any floor and surface in your home.** Use a thick dry sweeping cloth to trap and lock dirt, dust and hair more thoroughly than a broom, even on textured surfaces. Then use a wet mopping cloth to dissolve dirt and grime to clean better than a mop. It's a two-in-one hardwood floor sweeper tool designed to give you a great clean!"

I had to admit, Swiffer Brand Wet-Dry Mops had a point. I felt so loved! And then of course Swiffer-Brand Wet-Dry Mops had to ad "**Do not use Swiffer Sweeper wet mopping cloths on unfinished, oiled, or waxed wooden boards, non-sealed tiles or carpeted floors because they may be water sensitive" - WHAT A JOKER!

[aurora77]

Happy Birthday!

[tfcocs.livejournal.com]

Welcome to the dark side! We have been waiting for you! / me issues an Evil Laugh

Say, you guys are in Seattle, right? X and I are coming out there for a few days next month.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Oh really? The statute of limitations has finally expired, eh :P

So that's cool, when and where and why and for how long???

[pete23.livejournal.com]

Happy birthday!

[dagna76.livejournal.com]

Happy (late) birthday!