Weird Crime
May. 23rd, 2013 07:57 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
captain_slinkyI'm pretty sure somebody broke into our house last night and replaced my arms and legs with concrete cinder blocks. They also may have filled my head with half-cooked oatmeal and then sealed it tight, feels like it's expanding in there.
Why couldn't they have just taken all our stuff???
Why couldn't they have just taken all our stuff???
