captain_slinky | Diet Stuff

Breakfast: Pork Steak
Lunch: Pork Chop and Chicken Leg
Dinner: 2 grilled turkey patties with cheese, 2 grilled Bratwurst

Gym: 2.6 Miles, 9.5 Miles total

Clean: Nothing official, but accomplished 90% of my giant To Do List for yesterday which included a bunch of BIG projects like mowing the lawn, plus we let a Kirby Vacuum Sales Person clean the carpet in our living room for free so I feel pretty accomplished :)

Speaking of that fine young woman who cleaned our carpet last night, I had to break down and use Facebook to notify a friend that I wa living his fantasy! From Facebook:

"...should be very jealous of me right now... there is a punk-rock beauty queen covered in tasteful tattoos, rippin' body, shaved head (except for the front), looks like she jumped out of one of the pictures he's always posting on Facebook... and she's vacuuming our carpet for free. Kirby Vacuum Saleslady in training, a new thing for The Internet to fetishize!"

"Some of her ink is covered with large bandages, I'm guessing that they're quite risque' >;)"

"She keeps on WANTING to swear SO BAD, but she knows she can't because it's her first day... this is ADORABLE"

"She moves like a stripper... I can't even bring myself to look directly at her, feels like cheating on Crystal! Must avoid starring... must concentrate on INTERNET!"

"You know how hard it i to CASUALLY take a picture of somebody who' trying to sell you a vacuum? "WOW, that carpet is REALLY CLEAN! Mind if I take a picture of it? Also, could you, like, turn a bit so you're looking at me over your shoulder and *pout* for me? I mean for the carpet? Thanks!"

"There' a part in the demonstration where they use the vacuum on your mattress to show you how much dust is in there... I was outside at the moment (avoiding her beauty) but according to Crystal she didn't say what I *thought* would be the sexiest thing ("For this next part of the demonstration I'll need you to show me your bedroom")... no, she just said "Where's your nearest Mattress" WHICH IS SOMEHOW EVEN SEXIER!!!"

I'm sure that this story will become more epic each time I tell it as I add embellishments and creativity, plus the fog of time softening the hard facts, and I'm glad I took the time to write stuff down about it :) Need to remember the humbling aspects, too... she's got three kids, she's ex-military, just trying to earn a living but her heart just wasn't in to this job.