Abraxas & The Art of Jesse Ventura

[captain_slinky]

If you have not seen the 1990 Jesse Ventura film Abraxas: Guardian Of The Universe by now, you're in luck because the Rifftrax version is available to watch on Hulu right now for FREE! NOW IS YOUR CHANCE!!!

While watching, I've figured out how to do a *perfect* Jesse Ventura voice!

First, you need to perfect the Alan Rickman (Severus Snape) impression, which is as easy as talking like you have a gulp of milk in the back of your throat that you're trying to keep in your mouth without swallowing. Go on, try it! Say "Mister Potter..." and you'll swear Professor Snape is in the room with you!


Okay, now that you'e got the Snape down... simply give it a nasal Wisconsin and/or North Dakota accent while speaking with the cadence of "Kevin" from The Office.

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[hannah easterson (from livejournal.com)]

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[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

"I've lived for over ten-thousand years, can ya believe it?"

Now that I've seen it once, I don't think I could sit through it again... then again, I said that about Troll II and I've seen *that* half-a-dozen times now!