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01) Dayquil should be called LIEquil. It tells you "Hey, you're feeling better! You can go do the dishes! You can read a book! You can breathe and go for long stretches without coughing! You can walk long distances without passing out!" and other sweet lies that are all the more hurtful once it's magical powers have dissipated. SCREW YOU AND YOUR LIES, LIEQUIL!

02) I have 7 days to shake this sinus cold and get better before our trip to Disneyland. That should be easy, right? I am open to any and all suggestions or home remedies of how to kill sinus issues. All that I am currently doing is sleeping, hot tea with honey and lemon, and dancing with that truthless whore LIEquil.
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