060 - New Character Class - Sexomancer

[captain_slinky]

Derived from a post that shall remain anonymous to protect the innocent, I have started to build a new character class for Dungeons & Dragons (and really any Fantasy RPG), a specialist Mage called The Sexomancer.

This spawned from the assumption that one could use the spell "Unseen Servant" to, uh... "Pleasure" a foe in combat, giving them a HUGE disadvantage from some extreme distraction, and then it just took off.

Other spells this class is particularly good at include

• Grease
• Ranged Touch
• Charm Person
• Control Animal
• Dominate Animal
• Magic Missile

...And pretty much any spell that would make your average 12-year-old giggle :)

I picture that characters would always be fat, short and balding, with slicked-back greasy hair and a cheesy mustache (cheesy mustache being a very common spell component for them) They may choose a Weasel, Ferret, Skunk or Jittery Gerbil as their Familiar. The only armor they are allowed is a stained toga.

Comments

[xerhino.livejournal.com]

Unseen fluffer is a different spell, ya know.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Thinking of backtracking a bit here - Armor isn't a Toga, it's a ceremonial Bathrobe of Common Decency.

[valerie-valerah.livejournal.com]

If I were to share this information with my DnD group we'd end up with a party of nothing but Sexomancers. That should be all you need to know everything about the group I'm in.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Then go, my child! Share this information with your peoples! Tell them of the Legacy of The Sexomancers! Tell them of Ronjermy Stickybeard, GREATEST of the Sexomancers!