208 - Darth's First Day On The Job

[captain_slinky]

First of all, Emperor, I am SO THANKFUL that you saved me! I mean, no legs, no arms, burnt to a crisp... you gave me this awesome cyborg body and enough drugs to make life bearable so thank you! And I really get what you were saying about how The Sith and The Jedi are just different ways of using the same powers, only the Sith way is faster and more powerful because we don't have the high-n-mighty moral superiority complex of The Jedi, and how neither is good or evil they're just *different*... I get that. It's just...

I mean...

Now remember, I know we're not The Bad Guys here. But when you named me? "Darth Vader"? That's... that's really kind of ominous, isn't it? I mean, if we wanted people to trust us Sith, why not something like "Mike Goodguy" or... or "Rainbow Lollipop"? And the cyborg suit - don't get me wrong, I love it and THANK YOU SO MUCH - but does it have to be so very DARK and EVIL looking? I've seen Rectal Interrogation Droids that look friendlier than this outfit!

Anywho, jusy voicing a few of my concerns before we get started. So hey, how about that great big moon-sized Space Station we're building, huh? People will LOVE it! I was thinking we could call it "The Peace Star" or maybe "The Love Star", right? Something to let the peole know exactly what we -

Oh, you already have a name for it? Cool. So what did you...

...

"Death Star"? Really?

Comments

[xerhino.livejournal.com]

Ah, my new Sith protégé, the good names were already taken. The guy before you got Darth Root Canal. You were either going to be Darth Vader or Darth Hootie and the Blowfish.