015 - Neil Simons "The Odd Fellow"

[captain_slinky]

I am the living embodiment of Oscar and Felix from "The Odd Couple", my desire for cleanliness and order at constant odds with my love of sloth and disorder. For 17 days now, Oscar has been dominant and has taken every opportunity to squash Felix beneath his oppressive boot of laziness.

And every day, Felix says "That's okay, maybe tomorrow we could..." and Oscar says sure, buddy, let's just see how tomorrow goes, okay?

And so they remain friends, Felix making huge plans for "Tomorrow" and Oscar sweet-talking him with "Sure pal, sure... but we'll need to rest up first, right? Maybe do some carb-loading so we have plenty of energy to do all that?"

I'm getting tired of Oscar's shenanigans.