...But on the *lighter* side...
Jul. 11th, 2003 06:12 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
captain_slinkyThe question that I have been stewing over in my head to keep from focusing on the depression is this: Which one of the Disney Princesses is most likely to be Bi or Gay? And just for this debate, forget about all the arguments of genetic probability and predetermination. For all these, we're assuming that it is a life CHOICE, just as the Catholic Church sees it (DISCLAIMER: This is not my own beliefe... I believe that if you are gay, you are born that way). On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being totaly straight, 10 being All About The Clam (a rating of 5 would mean totaly Bi with no real preferance).
CINDERELLA: She has those "White Trash" roots going for her, growing up in poverty, abused, no strong male influence in her life. According to Jerry Springer, that's the perfect recipe for lezbianism! However, she's sort of holding out for that "Once Upon A Dream" Prince of hers, so I don't think it would occour to her. Even enough booze plus depression would place her at about a 3, tops.
SNOW WHITE: Shaking-up with 7 old dudes, runs off andd gets married to the first guy she kisses... she just screams permiscuity to me! SLUT! She'll try anything once... or 7 times, actually. Definately Bi, at least a 5.
AURORA: (from Sleeping Beauty) For some reason, I just don't see her as being in to "Dinner At The Y". She seems to be more about appearances, and would never even consider doing such a thing even if all the desire in the world were there. But then again, I also se her with that same disposition towards sex with a man. So I give her a frigid 1.
Belle: (from Beauty & The Beast) Oh yeah... now HERE'S a prime candidate! Comes from a small town that she is totaly bored with, she wants something MORE than this provincial life! She wants something more so desperately, she even turns to BEASTiality! Not only would she do the deed, but she would probably be the one to instigate the experimentation! She earns an exploratory 10.
Pocohontas: For some reason, Pocohontas just strikes me as a man-hater. I have no idea why. But she I see as one of those ball-buster hard-core dykes who looks upon men in the same way that Magneto looks upon human beings - they are just so very below her. However, she would be the type to give in to a basic urge to reproduce every once in a while. So not *totaly* off of men, I give her a 9.
What other princesses have I missed?
CINDERELLA: She has those "White Trash" roots going for her, growing up in poverty, abused, no strong male influence in her life. According to Jerry Springer, that's the perfect recipe for lezbianism! However, she's sort of holding out for that "Once Upon A Dream" Prince of hers, so I don't think it would occour to her. Even enough booze plus depression would place her at about a 3, tops.
SNOW WHITE: Shaking-up with 7 old dudes, runs off andd gets married to the first guy she kisses... she just screams permiscuity to me! SLUT! She'll try anything once... or 7 times, actually. Definately Bi, at least a 5.
AURORA: (from Sleeping Beauty) For some reason, I just don't see her as being in to "Dinner At The Y". She seems to be more about appearances, and would never even consider doing such a thing even if all the desire in the world were there. But then again, I also se her with that same disposition towards sex with a man. So I give her a frigid 1.
Belle: (from Beauty & The Beast) Oh yeah... now HERE'S a prime candidate! Comes from a small town that she is totaly bored with, she wants something MORE than this provincial life! She wants something more so desperately, she even turns to BEASTiality! Not only would she do the deed, but she would probably be the one to instigate the experimentation! She earns an exploratory 10.
Pocohontas: For some reason, Pocohontas just strikes me as a man-hater. I have no idea why. But she I see as one of those ball-buster hard-core dykes who looks upon men in the same way that Magneto looks upon human beings - they are just so very below her. However, she would be the type to give in to a basic urge to reproduce every once in a while. So not *totaly* off of men, I give her a 9.
What other princesses have I missed?
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Date: 2003-07-11 06:49 pm (UTC)Ariel (Clam... *nudge nudge*)
There's also that indian princess in Peter Pan...
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Date: 2003-07-12 12:54 pm (UTC)I considered posting it to Disney Freaks, but I know what purists they are there... why start something?
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