Call MeMe!

[captain_slinky]

Inspired by the dedication of both dotgirl and collisions, I present THE CALL MEME!!!



If you call me Brian, you know me slightly more than the people who only know me as "that fat guy who makes the sarcastic comments" and I consider you to be a friend :)

If you call me Arnie, you are from a part of my life that I really don't care to keep around in my thoughts very much.

If you call me "Jabba The Butt", you sat behind me in most of my classes in High School and mocked me mercilessly. You now live in a trailer with your common-law wife and your illegitimate children, waiting for that next welfare check to come through so you can buy more Coors and Tater-Tots.

If youc all me Schmoopie, you are Crystal and you are the only person allowed to call me by this name because him wuvs him widdo schmoopie aw de toim :)

If you call me Retard (or any variation thereof), you are Penny. Don't worry, it's a term of endearment. Really!

If you call me Uncle Brian, you are Brittany... and I haven't heard you call me that in way too long :(

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Mmmmmmm...coors and tater tots...

*now wants breakfast*