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captain_slinkySOMEBODY on my Friends List got the job that rightfully should have been MINE. I know the HTML! I know Bold! I know Italic! I know how to Combine the two and underline them! I'm even willing to learn how to make "Blinking Text" if need be! But NOOOOOOOO! They gave the job to ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
zannah! I ask you, what could sho POSSIBLY be able to do with HTML and Photoshop that I can't do with MSPaint and the "view source/copy" functions that I have mastered???
And sozannah I put a POX upon your household! You hear me? A POX!!! Damn straight! You may not notice it at first, or you may just write it off as coincidence, but trust me... THE POX will ruin your life! Every time you realize that there's not quite enough mayo on your sandwich? THE POX! The ice cubes in your drink melt a little to quickly, making the rest of the drink seem watery and flat? THE POX! Pants that are just barely too short, too long or too tight? THE POX! Thinking that you found a great parking spot only to find it occupied by a motorcycle? POX! A haircut that you really liked when you first got it, but now you wish you hadn't gotten it so short? POXPOXPOX!!! A papercut between your fingers? Well, that's probably not from my pox... BUT if you *forget* about the papercut and stick your hand in a jar of pickles? THAT'S MY POX!
MWAA HA HA HA HAAAAAA!!! Oh, and congratulations.
zannah! I ask you, what could sho POSSIBLY be able to do with HTML and Photoshop that I can't do with MSPaint and the "view source/copy" functions that I have mastered???And so
zannah I put a POX upon your household! You hear me? A POX!!! Damn straight! You may not notice it at first, or you may just write it off as coincidence, but trust me... THE POX will ruin your life! Every time you realize that there's not quite enough mayo on your sandwich? THE POX! The ice cubes in your drink melt a little to quickly, making the rest of the drink seem watery and flat? THE POX! Pants that are just barely too short, too long or too tight? THE POX! Thinking that you found a great parking spot only to find it occupied by a motorcycle? POX! A haircut that you really liked when you first got it, but now you wish you hadn't gotten it so short? POXPOXPOX!!! A papercut between your fingers? Well, that's probably not from my pox... BUT if you *forget* about the papercut and stick your hand in a jar of pickles? THAT'S MY POX!MWAA HA HA HA HAAAAAA!!! Oh, and congratulations.
