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I get too sick too often. For the past few days (since Sunday night), my mouth has been dead and my throat has been full of lungbutter. It all clears up a little bit at around 4 in the afternoon, but the rest of the day I spend in and out of consciousness.

Because i haven't showered since Sunday morning, I have the odd scent of Vicks Vaporub and Compost.

Maybe I's gots the SARS!!! Maybe the Lord has stricken me for my sins!!! I *knew* that Easter crack about the Undead Bunny would come back to haunt me!

Gotta love a good Lemming!

What's the best way to...

1) spend $10: 40 issues of Avengers West Coast from the "5 for a dollar" bin and a 48-ounce Diet Pepsi.
2) spend 2 hours: Wait in line at a comic book convention.
3) make someone laugh: "The Truffel Shuffel"
4) wake up: Crystal knows :)
5) go to sleep: There *is* no way to fall asleep badly. Any sleep is GOOOOOD sleep!
6) spend your last day in town: Extracting revenge upon your enemies and burning all your bridges.
7) entertain yourself on a roadtrip: Singing Kenny Rogers songs in different ethnic accents.
8) die: Selflessly.
9) live: As if *yesterday* were supposed to have been the day you died.
10) spend a weekend: Watching a Television Marathon. i don't care what show it is... A-Team, Knight Rider, Munsters, or even Three's Company... you get a better understanding of the Universe if you get to watch massive amounts of one version of reality.
11) spend a week: DISNEY LAND!!!
12) cheer yourself up: Listen to "Lincoln" by They Might Be Giants. Usually by "Pencil Rain", whatever had me down is completly forgotten!
13) relieve stress: Setting homeless people on fire. PSYCHE! Just checking to see if you're actually reading!
14) kill time: With a very large axe, i guess... unless it's VAMPIRE Time! Then I guess it would have to be a wooden stake.
15) take your coffee: Black. Always black.
16) liven up a party: Start talking about my comic book collection. EVERYBODY loves to hear about a good comic book collection, right? Hey, where are you going?
17) spend $1,000: Sweet Christmas! I could open a Comic Book Store with that kind of money!
18) spend no money at all: Watch the cats battle eachother for my amusement
19) tell someone it isn't working out: NEVER! Just like my parents, you just gotta stick with it even if it's killing you inside!
20) tell someone you love them: Buy them gifts. Lots of meaningless, expensive gifts. Affection *CAN* be bought, dammit!