LESS THAN 15 YEARS?!?!?

Happy Deathday!
Your name:	Captain_Slinky
You will die on:	Sunday, July 2, 2017
You will die of:	Appendicitis
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Well now isn't *that* distressing? Less than 15 years to live! If I plan on seeing every episode of MST3K before I die, I'd better get cracking!

But the more distressing thought about this Death-DDay for me is the thought of Children. Brittany will be in her mid-20's, and probably be able to deal with my passing fairly well. Poor little Riley will only be hitting Puberty at the time, and will be saddened by my passing but THRILLEDE by the amount of comic books I left to him in my will! But then there's my own child... at the oldest, he will be 10 years old. Just 10! Having to go through those early teen years with no male guidance is going to be tough! I made it through with little to no male guidance, and look how well *I* turned out.... but that was due to being raised by classic TV like "Growing Pains" and "Family Ties". There aren't any good shows like that any more! My kid is DOOMED! He's going to end up on a clock tower with a high-power sniper rifle, I just know it :(

Faster than a horse-drawn carriage, more powerful than an antiquated Monarchy...

In case you haven't heard, Marvel Comics will be bringing Princess Diana back from the dead as a super heroine. Aparently she is/was a Mutant, and will be joining one of the X-Teams; the X-Statics.

No *seriously*. you can't make this type of stuff up!

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Supprising...

what decade does your personality live in?


quiz brought to you by lady interference, ltd


As I was answering these, i thought for sure I was going to end up in The 50's... luckily, I got the decade I actually wanted! The 80's!