Official holidays for July

Not qa big fan of The Fourht Of July? Not much for celebrating a nation full of people who stole land from people then infested them with Smallpox? Don't feel like celebrating the people who trained Osam Bin Ladden? Well don't fret! There are PLENTY of OFFICIAL holidays in the month of July! And I swear, I am *NOT* Making this up!

July 3 is Stay Out Of The Sun Day AND Compliment Your Mir-
ror Day

July 6 is National Fried Chicken Day

July 14 is National Nude Day

July 15 is National Tapioca Pudding Day AND Respect Canada
Day

July 16 is International Juggling Day

July 18 is National Ice Cream Day AND National Caviar Day (sing it with me now... "Two great tastes that taste great togeth-ther...")

July 22 is Ratcatcher's Day

July 27 is Take Your Pants For A Walk Day

July 28 is National Milk Chocolate Day