SLINKY! AaaaAAAAAAAAAAH!

So I'm watching the 1980 Disco/Queen version of Flash Gordon and I'm realizing that Flash Gordon is actually wearing a T-Shirt with the movie's logo on it near the beginning of the movie. HOLY FORESHADOWING! Did he know that by wearing a disco-style "Flash" shirt that he would somehow tempt the fates in to tossing him in to a lusty tale oh high-bold adventure?

NOTE TO SELF: Make sure to order a dozen more of those "Captain Slinky & His Brigade of Lusty, Bi-Curious, Large-Breasted College Cheerleaders"... just in case.