The Botchilism Game

Crystal and I both ate something bad some days ago. Both of us have extremely upset tummies, and i won't bother you all with another fecaly-accurate portrayal of my days and nights. Let's just say that it ain't pretty and it smells even worse, shall we?

So what in the HELL did we eat??? I mean, sure, my meat-handling ways are somewhat unconventional (using the same knife for poultry and beef, thawing frozem meats on the kitchen counter, etc...) but this is how I've always done it! Why is it all just now catching up with us???