The Anti-Meme

I have seen the "Leave a comment with your name if you want to know what I really think of you, and I'll reply and tell you. No lies, all honesty." bullcrap meme all over LJ recently, and I think that's just dangerous and irresponsible. Nobody really wants to hear The Truth! The Truth is a hurtful, shameful thing and should be hidden away and only shown to true loved ones... sort of like genetalia! Therefore, I give you the ANTI-MEME:

Leave a comment with your name if you want me to make up a totaly flattering lie about you, and I'll reply and tell you. All lies, no honesty.