I don't DO this!

If you know me, you know that I dislike "Dream" posts. The "I had such a weird dream last night" posts that usually include stuff like your old boyfriend and your grandma at your elementary school and all sorts of other stuff that I don't know and/or don't care about. If you make posts like that, rest assured that I am only scanning it to see if I'm mentioned by name and then I move on.

So as a general rule, I don't post about my own dreams as I am sure that YOU care as much about the wood shop in MY high school being decorated like my uncle's house just as much as I care about YOURS.

But this one... this one is special. And I'll keep all the boring details out of it, okay?

In this dream, khristle and I were staying at DISNEYLAND.

A knock on our door in the middle of the night. I answered it (nude) and discovered it was BRUCE CAMPBELL.

And he wanted me to organize his COMIC BOOK COLLECTION for him.

I woke up with a huge ( Cut for those with sensitive constitutions and high morals )

Narcissisissisissistic

When you google the term "Brian Pierce", you get absolutely no information about me for at least the first 15 pages of search results (believe me, I just spent a half hour checking). I'm not even sure if I ever show up in those results at all!

Thing is, those 15 pages of search results I went through weren't even people *trying* to have a web presence. They were all casual mentions of the name "Brian Pierce" (and NOT ME) in stuff like public records, sports scores and personell directories of companies.

This makes me sad :(

How do I change this? How do i get a web presence? How do I make it so that when someone Googles me the "I'm Feeling Lucky" result becomes ME???