Mar. 11th, 2006
An Honest Customer
Mar. 11th, 2006 04:28 pmTo quote my new favorite customer,
It is so very, VERY rare that you get a truthful customer on the line! One who admits they were just being an idiot instead of saying something like "I didn't do anything and now all of a sudden I can't get on the internet" or "I never ever downloaded anything or visited any bad web sites, but now Comcast has put a bazillion pornographic pop-up windows on my computer!"
"I got bored and started clickin' around on my computer just trying to find out what everything did, and now everything's all f*cked up and the wrong color and I can't get on the internet. I shoulda stopped about 18 clicks ago, and I'm sorry. Can you please help me?"
It is so very, VERY rare that you get a truthful customer on the line! One who admits they were just being an idiot instead of saying something like "I didn't do anything and now all of a sudden I can't get on the internet" or "I never ever downloaded anything or visited any bad web sites, but now Comcast has put a bazillion pornographic pop-up windows on my computer!"
Lunchbox burst open on my way in to the building today, nothing was salvageable. Had to spend $7 at Albertsons for some day-old cold chicken and some soda.
$7 for lunch! BAH!
So during my days off, I fully intend to make at least one trip to the Storage Unit to get a good lunchbox. I also intend to make a bunch of casseroles including but not limited to a double-batch of Lasagna. I will fill the freezer with quick lunches by golly!
I also intend to finally bust out the WeightWatchers stuff and try to make said lunches as wholesome and poiunt-oriented as possible :)
$7 for lunch! BAH!
So during my days off, I fully intend to make at least one trip to the Storage Unit to get a good lunchbox. I also intend to make a bunch of casseroles including but not limited to a double-batch of Lasagna. I will fill the freezer with quick lunches by golly!
I also intend to finally bust out the WeightWatchers stuff and try to make said lunches as wholesome and poiunt-oriented as possible :)