An Honest Customer
Mar. 11th, 2006 04:28 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
captain_slinkyTo quote my new favorite customer,
It is so very, VERY rare that you get a truthful customer on the line! One who admits they were just being an idiot instead of saying something like "I didn't do anything and now all of a sudden I can't get on the internet" or "I never ever downloaded anything or visited any bad web sites, but now Comcast has put a bazillion pornographic pop-up windows on my computer!"
"I got bored and started clickin' around on my computer just trying to find out what everything did, and now everything's all f*cked up and the wrong color and I can't get on the internet. I shoulda stopped about 18 clicks ago, and I'm sorry. Can you please help me?"
It is so very, VERY rare that you get a truthful customer on the line! One who admits they were just being an idiot instead of saying something like "I didn't do anything and now all of a sudden I can't get on the internet" or "I never ever downloaded anything or visited any bad web sites, but now Comcast has put a bazillion pornographic pop-up windows on my computer!"
