The Crappiest Place On Earth!

Never in my life have I seen a theme park that would make a kid say "Uhm... no thanks. I think I should clean my room or eat more vegetables and stuff".

CLICK HERE AND BEHOLD THE MAJESTY OF FANTAZYLAND!!!

And yes, it's work-safe :)

And if you finish that heaping helping of Hurt that was served up ay FantazyLand, then AND ONLY THEN may you click on your desert (Cedar Point circa 1999, the last year My Schmoopie ever got to go)!

My Weekend 3

Last weekend worked very well for me when I create three productive tasks to perform during my weekend. It lets me feel better about if I decide to dink around on the X-Box or watch some stupid movie on TV. But this weekend is pretty tight for me, so my weekend tasks are gonna be light this time around:

Take a load of boxes to The Storage Unit.

BBQ a salmon at P&C's.

Make Sausage Gravy & Biscuit breakfasts for quick eating during the week.

Restroom?

Who named the restroom "The Restroom"? Who was it that stumbled upon this room and said "Mmmmmm... smells like crap and urine mixed with bleach in here, and the hard porceline seats are to die for! Y'know, this is the perfect place to come to when you just need a rest. Relax and just let it all go, y'know? It's almost as if this room were made *specifically* for RESTING! Matter of fact, that's what I'll call it! I dub thee The Rest Room!"

As far as I'm concerned, there is no resting in that room. To me it shall now be known as the "Gruntin'-N-Pushin' Room".

Deadworld

I can now own the entire Deadworld series of comics from the 80's on CD-Rom for around $30.

This incredibly great and also sad news.

Great because I've been trying to track these issues down at conventions for nearly 20 years now and being met every time with blank stares and "Oh, maaaaaan, I have a whole run of them in my quaqrter bin at my store! I almost brought them to the con today!"

Sad because now one of my traditional "Impossible" convention quests will come to an end. Now I'll have to settle for trying to track down back issues of Captain Carrot and DC Comics Presents.