Choices...

When given the choic between a crappy lil' can of soup or a HUGE friggin Subway Sammich that will be free thanks to my Subway Club Card if I go and get a sammich for a co-werker, guess what I'm gonna choose?

Must revise my points for the day. Instead of 4 points for lunch, it will be 14. That'll leave 6 points for Dinner, and I'm okay with that :)

SURROUNDED!!!

60 people on hold!

Hee Haw re-runs to the left of me!

David Hasselhoff singing on American's Got Talent on my right!

I had to face it; I was trapped! I had promised my sensei that I would only use my skills in self-defense, but now iit was time to unleash my full fury! They all would soon come to know the icy-cold fear that IS... HELPFULL SARCASM!!!

To my loved ones who may be trying to contact me via e-mail tonight...

They're screwing with the mail servers here at werk all night long, so I'm only able to send and receive mail messages from my mwerk-mail account at very infrequent intervals.

I see a message from my Schmoopie and a message from teegin... hope it's nothing important!