SURROUNDED!!!

[captain_slinky]

60 people on hold!

Hee Haw re-runs to the left of me!

David Hasselhoff singing on American's Got Talent on my right!

I had to face it; I was trapped! I had promised my sensei that I would only use my skills in self-defense, but now iit was time to unleash my full fury! They all would soon come to know the icy-cold fear that IS... HELPFULL SARCASM!!!

Comments

[nani-ka.livejournal.com]

Ooh! can I watch?

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

No! AVERT YOUR EYES!!! I don't want anybody to see me like this!

[sasjhwa.livejournal.com]

May the Chuck be with you!

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

AND ALSO WITH YOU.

Whoa... Catholic upbringing flashback!

[sasjhwa.livejournal.com]

Dude! We do that in the Presbyterian church too!

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

It's almost like YOUR God and MY God are the same God!

But God could totaly beat-up your God. My God has that extra-creepy factor going for him!

[nani-ka.livejournal.com]

Lutherans do that one too.

It might be a Barely Prodestant In General type thing... seeing as (from what I can tell) the Lutheran Church is the Catholic Church with a snotty letter nailed to the front door.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

My God can beat up THAT God, too... he's a vengefull God from what I hear...

[nani-ka.livejournal.com]

y'know... all this vengefulness will give your god an ulcer.

and maybe a heart condition.

[sasjhwa.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but your God is a momma's boy. Mine is 3 Gods in one. Like Voltron! Oh wait! So is yours! Cosmic battle GO!

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

I'll never watch another episode of Power Rangers again in quite the same way!

[sasjhwa.livejournal.com]

That's okay. I watched about 10 minutes of an episode last week after many many years (I think Turbo Rangers was the last one I saw a whole episode). The plot was exactly the same. Heroes go out and are ambushed by the putty minions in their current incarnation. A horribly top heavy villain challenges them and then grows surprisingly into a giant while the evil mastermind cackles in their secret base. Then the zords come out and do absolutely nothing because they are worthless individually. Then they join together and knock the giant villain into a building while knocking over tiny cars below. Then the Gold or White Ranger (whichever rogue one Tommy has made cool this incarnation) comes in and joins the megazord, thus giveing them the power to save the day. Hurrah!

[bikerval.livejournal.com]

Helpful Sarcasm. Reminds me of a "tool" some of us use at work when the Powers That Be issue silly rules.

Malicious Compliance!

We got told we couldn't use our desk phone for private calls, not even at break (go use the pay phone in the lobby)... so we stopped answering our phones because it just might be a friend calling and we didn't want to break the rules. Nope, uh-uh. I dasn't dare answer that phone! The rule didn't last 2 days.

I worked once for a place that changed the time keeping from tracking our time in half hour chunks to 6 minute chunks. 6 minutes! We conspired to have our time sheets so dripping with detail that it was useless and dramatically obvious that we were wasting our time tracking each 6 minute segment because we carefully documented the time we spent doing the time tracking. "18 minutes trying to remember what I was doing during 7 individual 6 minute periods during the day. I think one was a bathroom break but I can't remember."

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

They did that at one of MY places of emplyment years back as well! Management had no idea what to do with the information, so they told us to knock it off.