Didn't I post this? I could have SWORN I posted this!

(Yes it's Work Safe... as work-safe as any late-80's main-stream "Rap" song was)

Our Next Man-Date

Hey teegin! Next time we go to see a movie, it's GOTTA be this one!

Why? Because, maaaaan! It's the gonna be the next big stupid crazy GUY FLICK! Now pay attention to the trailer... I know it starts out really slow, but trust me... wait for it...

OH DAMN! DID RAMBO JUST PUNCH THAT GUY'S HEAD OFF?!?!?!

DID HE JUST SHOOT THAT DUDE POINT-BLANK WITH AN ANTI-AIRCRAFT GUN?!?!?!

DID HE JUST CUT THAT FELLOW'S BELLY OPEN?!?!?

Do you remember where we've seen this type of stuff before? Uh huh... that's right... GRINDHOUSE. Even the LOGO for the film looks straight outta the 70's! This looks like that first Trailer in Grindhouse, the one for "Machette"! The only difference? SYLVESTER STALONE IS TAKING IT ALL SERIOUSLY!!! This isn't a tongue-in-cheek homage to a cheesy flick; this IS a Cheesy Flick!

Dude, seriously... we GOTTA go!