Our Next Man-Date

[captain_slinky]

Hey teegin! Next time we go to see a movie, it's GOTTA be this one!

Why? Because, maaaaan! It's the gonna be the next big stupid crazy GUY FLICK! Now pay attention to the trailer... I know it starts out really slow, but trust me... wait for it...

OH DAMN! DID RAMBO JUST PUNCH THAT GUY'S HEAD OFF?!?!?!

DID HE JUST SHOOT THAT DUDE POINT-BLANK WITH AN ANTI-AIRCRAFT GUN?!?!?!

DID HE JUST CUT THAT FELLOW'S BELLY OPEN?!?!?

Do you remember where we've seen this type of stuff before? Uh huh... that's right... GRINDHOUSE. Even the LOGO for the film looks straight outta the 70's! This looks like that first Trailer in Grindhouse, the one for "Machette"! The only difference? SYLVESTER STALONE IS TAKING IT ALL SERIOUSLY!!! This isn't a tongue-in-cheek homage to a cheesy flick; this IS a Cheesy Flick!

Dude, seriously... we GOTTA go!

Comments

[teegin.livejournal.com]

ok yes we are so there!

[schizoauthoress.livejournal.com]

What is with Stallone finishing off all his movie series with a movie named after the character? I mean, the Rocky films end with "Rocky Balboa" and now the Rambo films end with "John Rambo"?

Aside from those questions, if I can get the time off, I am so there! I missed "Grindhouse" in theaters because of school and work, but I am not going to miss this.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Cool! We'll have to make it a huge gathering!

[supernovame.livejournal.com]

i bet they are naming them after the main character so stallone can remember who that is. eventually all his movies will just be named simply stallone so he can remember who *he* is.

[sasjhwa.livejournal.com]

You can tell it is a Rambo movie because the commercial itself should be rated R for violence.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

HE PUNCHED THE GUY'S HEAD OFF!!!

[schizoauthoress.livejournal.com]

I rather like the fact that he shot a guy POINT BLANK with an ANTI-AIRCRAFT GUN. I'm totally bummed about missing Grindhouse, so the blatant gore of ammo overkill ought to improve my mood.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

I think the only Stalone Flicks that should be *required* watching are First Blood, Cobra and Judge Dredd. Other than that, you're good to go!