I desperate need to man myslef up a bit

As i was sitting down to pee this morning, I found a DELIGHTFUL recipe for Snowdrop Cookies in my latest issue of Woman's Day Magazine.

To try and balance the equation, I watched a bunch of Three Stooges on SpikeTV and beat-up on all the female characters in Mortal Kombat: Annihilation.

Does this make it even, or do i need to go and drink a few beers while commenting on the antics of a local Sporting Squadron in order to regain my manhood?

Small Thoughts Grab Bag

"Hockey" in only one letter away from "Honkey". Coincidence?

If you poop in to a toilet that another dude pooped in and he forgot to flush, and your turds touch his turds... does that make you gay?

"Transformers". They "Transform" from a robot that you can very plainly see in to a car or a truck or a plane or some other object that you can plainly see. Not really anything there that would qualify as MORE than meets the eye, is there?

Musically speaking, Christmas is perfectly balanced. For every over-the-top Religious song about a Saviour or Holy Nights and whatnot, there's an equally dark-n-Twisted song about talking animals, ancient men in red who break in to houses at night, mutated flying creatures with glowing bits and/or children dabbling in the dark arts to summon a Frost Gollum.

CARDS!!!

Anybody want a Christmas Card from me and Mine to You and Yours? I'll be needing your address before Friday of this week!