I desperate need to man myslef up a bit

[captain_slinky]

As i was sitting down to pee this morning, I found a DELIGHTFUL recipe for Snowdrop Cookies in my latest issue of Woman's Day Magazine.

To try and balance the equation, I watched a bunch of Three Stooges on SpikeTV and beat-up on all the female characters in Mortal Kombat: Annihilation.

Does this make it even, or do i need to go and drink a few beers while commenting on the antics of a local Sporting Squadron in order to regain my manhood?

Comments

[the-4th-doctor.livejournal.com]

Bring a buddy along so you can slug him in the arm while you drink beer and talk sports. That should even things up.

[gamera-spinning.livejournal.com]

Please put your genitals into a first-class mail package and send them back.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

I'll see if my wife will let me have them for a while so i can do that.

[hallerlake.livejournal.com]

Just head down to Hooters and do tequila shots until arrested. ;)

[fritters.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I think you still need to Man Up some, too. I think you should specifically watch hockey with some guys, preferably in a sports bar.

[teegin.livejournal.com]

All of you spoken like true pansies. All it takes my man is let out a fart that can clear the room. Oh and be laughing while you do it. Preferable have someone pull your finger right before you do it also.