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"Hockey" in only one letter away from "Honkey". Coincidence?

If you poop in to a toilet that another dude pooped in and he forgot to flush, and your turds touch his turds... does that make you gay?

"Transformers". They "Transform" from a robot that you can very plainly see in to a car or a truck or a plane or some other object that you can plainly see. Not really anything there that would qualify as MORE than meets the eye, is there?

Musically speaking, Christmas is perfectly balanced. For every over-the-top Religious song about a Saviour or Holy Nights and whatnot, there's an equally dark-n-Twisted song about talking animals, ancient men in red who break in to houses at night, mutated flying creatures with glowing bits and/or children dabbling in the dark arts to summon a Frost Gollum.

Date: 2007-12-04 01:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hallerlake.livejournal.com
It's always a good excuse to drag out the couple of Weird Al Christmas songs too.

Date: 2007-12-04 03:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fritters.livejournal.com
I Has None.

Which are the best to download?

Date: 2007-12-04 06:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hallerlake.livejournal.com
"Christmas at Ground Zero" is hilarious as is "The Night Santa Went Crazy". You can probably find and preview both on Youtube.

Date: 2007-12-04 01:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teegin.livejournal.com
I resent the Hockey comment however. Honkey's can't afford hockey equipment.

Date: 2007-12-04 03:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fritters.livejournal.com
If you poop in to a toilet that another dude pooped in and he forgot to flush, and your turds touch his turds... does that make you gay?

Only you, because you thought of it. Everyone else is exempt. Especially after your earlier post today, you are now Officially Gay. Feel free to inform your wife.

Date: 2007-12-04 07:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captain-slinky.livejournal.com
She's not gonna be happy about this :(

Date: 2007-12-04 10:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fritters.livejournal.com
I'm not the one who didn't check the toilet before sitting down, huh?

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