THIS is why we can't allow Gay Marriage!!!

"If you let The Gays marry each other, what's to stop people from marrying ANIMALS?!?!"*

"NOOOOOOOOO!!! All the time, it was... We finally really did it! YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to HELL!!!"**

(*Quote taken indirectly from about a million-and-a-half Anti-Gay-Marriage speeches)

(**Paraphrased quote from Major George Taylor, who found himself stranded in a future populated by talking monkeys (another thing that I'm sure is somehow linked to Gay Marriage))