One of those posts that makes you reconsider having me on your FL

Today, my farts smell DELICIOUS!!! Like, if you were to take the greasiness out of the scent of Kentucky Fried Chicken and replace it with Chipotle Deviled Eggs!

My farts are making me HUNGRY!

Didja Evah?

Did you ever have stuff going on in your life... profound, life-altering, soul-searching stuff... that you just really needed to be able to write in your journal about so you could have some sort of permanent record of the inner turmoil and struggle that you're going through? Something that makes you happy/sad to think about? Something that consumes most of your free thought day in and day out? Yet every time you sit down at the keyboard you start and re-start to try and put it all in to words, you can't get it to sound quite right? Like, it either sounds like you're whiney or stoned or pathetic or drunk or bitter when really all you want is to get it out? Did you ever start writing about it for the 11th time and finally just say "Screw it" and went with a post about your farts instead?

ME TOO!!! OMG, WE'RE LIKE TWINSIES!!!

In other news, my farts now smell TOO MUCH like KFC and Chipotle Deviled Eggs. Like that way that Grape Bubble-Yum Bubble Gum tastes TOO MUCH like Grape so it's just too darned overpowering and all artificial and disgusting. My farts are like KFC-N-Chipotle-Deviled-Egg Flavored Bubble-Yum Bubble Gum.

And whatever happened to Bubble-Yum's chief competitor, "Hubba-Bubba"?