THE TRUTH COMES OUT!!!

Some six years ago, I asked dotgirl to DISCREETLY find out what khristle's ring-size was so i could buy an Engagement Ring for her. Being a dutiful "Best Man", she told me it wouldn't be a problem and she'd keep it all hush-hush and sure enough, within DAYS she had the ring size.

I didn't get around to proposing till several months after that.

BUT NOW THE TRUTH COMES OUT!!! You wanna know dotgirl's super-secretive ninja-like way of getting the ring size???

"So there's no real way to be discreet about this... Brian's going to propose to you and he needs to know your ring size".

THE ABSOLUTE TORTURE that khristle knew all along :)

WAY TO KEEP A SECRET, dotgirl!!!

HEY INTERNET!

khristle doesn't think that Kentucky is part of "The South".

Y'know... Kentucky Derby, "My Old Kentucky Home", Kentucky Fried Chicken, Bluegrass music...

She says "They're not part of The South... they're just kinda slow".

What do YOU think?