"Where's the Forrest? Can't see it through all these danged trees!"

The Political Right are (generally) against the legalization of Gay Marriage and Marijuana.

They see it as two problems. *I* see it as two SOLUTIONS!

I don't now nor have i ever condoned the use of marijuana for recreational purposes, but I think that if all the protesters would just "Twist A Fatty" and/or "Smoke A Bowl" (Thank you, Kevin Smith) they just might unclench long enough to allow the idea of Gay Marriage! PROBLEM SOLVED!

Quite erotic

Had a beautiful Asian woman slather me with lubricants so she could poke and prod me while telling me when I could and could not breathe, and exactly how deeply I was allowed to breathe.

Not quite as hot or kinky when it's a Radiologist performing an ultrasound on your to check for gallstones... but at least THIS time I know she's not an undercover cop!

Should have the results by this evening, I hope?