Is it just me?

Every year I mishear the same Christmas Song lyrics:

• In the song "There's No Place Like Home For The Holidays", every time I hear the line "I met a man from Tennessee and he was headed for / Pennsylvania and some home made Pumpkin Pie" with the word "F#@kin' Pie" instead of "Pumpkin Pie".
  
• Same for the song "Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree", they sing "Later we'll have some Pumpkin Pie and do some Caroling".
  
• In "We Wish You A Merry Christmas", the parts where they sing "Now bring us some figgy pudding" becomes "Friggin' Pudding".
  
• The song "Feliz Navidad" becomes "Fleas on my dog".