Is it just me?

[captain_slinky]

Every year I mishear the same Christmas Song lyrics:

• In the song "There's No Place Like Home For The Holidays", every time I hear the line "I met a man from Tennessee and he was headed for / Pennsylvania and some home made Pumpkin Pie" with the word "F#@kin' Pie" instead of "Pumpkin Pie".
  
• Same for the song "Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree", they sing "Later we'll have some Pumpkin Pie and do some Caroling".
  
• In "We Wish You A Merry Christmas", the parts where they sing "Now bring us some figgy pudding" becomes "Friggin' Pudding".
  
• The song "Feliz Navidad" becomes "Fleas on my dog".

Comments

[colloween.livejournal.com]

Well, that just destroyed my sister and me, and we'll never hear those songs correctly again.

There's a girl I work with from Tipperary, Ireland, who was singing "feliz navidad" at the Christmas Party. She thinks it's "fleece, Mardi Gras."

[lynna12000.livejournal.com]

Did you imbibe the nog before, or after hearing the alternative lyrics?