Evangelicals

We get a few door-to-door evangelicals in our neighborhood, and up till now I've dealt with them like any other sane person would; I say "Oh no thank you" and take their "Watchtower" or their "Awake" or "Come on down to our Rockin' Christian Mass" invite, and I'm done.

But lately I'veen hatching an evil plan...

Gonna print up a dozen of these on fancery parchment paper. Gonna print contracts.

"Do you have a few moments to talk about your eternal soul?"

Why yes... yes I do! Please, come in! Sit down! Can I get you a drink? Hey that's great... so! Before we begin, and let me tell you I am *very* interested in everything you have to say... would you mind signing this for me? It's just a formality, really... It says that in exchange for me giving you the CHANCE to talk to me about your Lord and your religion and the path of the righteous and eternal damnation and whatnot... in exchange for my time, you promise to give me YOUR SOUL.

Will you do it? Do you believe in your God so strongly that you would trade your own Soul for a chance at converting mine?

Go ahead... take the contract home with you, look it over... come back when you're ready to save me!

Meal Plan

At the request of my darling wife, a schedule of what I plan to cook for our dinners.

FRIDAY 6/3 - Roast turkey, mashed cauliflower/potatoes, gravy, yamms, cranberry walnut stuffing.

SATURDAY 6/4 - Leftover turkey dinner

SUNDAY 6/5 - Turkey Enchiladas

MONDAY 6/6 - Turkey Pot Pie

TUESDAY 6/7 - Jambalaya

WEDNESDAY 6/8 - Turkey Noodle Soup

THURSDAY 6/9 - Leftovers