Apr. 9th, 2012

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On Easter morning, I observed some weird behavior (go figure) from Molly. "Molly, are you eating the EYES of your Chocolate Bunny FIRST?!?!?"

"No, silly Daddy," she replied "I'm just LICKING them!"

She also nibbled off the subtle imperfections of the bunny; the largeish "Base" of the bunny that kept it secure in it's packaging, superfluous bits of decorative background that were likely there to make the bunny mold easier to pour chocolate in to and out of at the factory... she was left with a perfect, wet-eyed Bunny.

Today, SOMEBODY (read: Molly) chewed the eyes off of Molly's chocolate bunny so now she figures it's okay to go ahead and eat him up since he won't see his cruel fate.

I know that those who opt to munch from the ears down are logical, not overly sentimental and they get things done in a timely manner. And if you eat your chocolate bunny feet first you hold things dear and wear your heart on your sleeve. You also have a fantastic and child-like sense of curiosity. If you eat your bunny tail first you seek power. You are competitive and strive to get the most out of everyday. I know all these things, I consider them to be prety much common knowledge.

But I do NOT know what it means if you lick and then secretly eat the eyes first.

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