Ways I will celebrating May The Fourth (Star Wars Day)

Make-out with my sister.

Blow-up a Government building of some sort.

Tell all my illegitimate children that *I* am their FATHER before cutting off one of their hands.

Shouting "IT'S A TRAP!" at random people.

Go to a seedy bar and shoot SOMEBODY first.

Say "I've got a bad feeling about this" whenever there's an awkward pause in conversation.

THORlarious!

A friend of mine posted this morning about how she watched an episode of a Sit-Com starring Thor. And so all morning I've been amusing myself by writing lines from classic sit-coms with Thor in them :)

‎"VERILY, CHRISSIE AND JANET... WHY DOST YON MISTER FURLEY PRESUME A FAE NATURE ABOUT THE ODINSON??? IT DOTH PERPLEX ME!"

‎"TIS TRUE! HELICOPTERS DOTH APPEAR UPON YON HORIZON BEARING THE BODIES OF THE FALLEN! YOUR COMPANY CLERK HAST BEEN GIFTED WITH SENSE BEYOND THAT OF MORTAL MEN!"

‎"SPEAK NOW, RED-HEADED WITCH, BEFORE THOR WIELDS HIS MIGHTY HAMMER AND PUMMELS YOU AND ETHEL IN TO THE NEXT WORLD! MUCH EXPLAINING WILL BE HEARD ON THIS DAY!"

‎"HEAR THE WORDS OF THE ODINSON NOW, FOUL TEMPTRESS, AND KNOW THEM TO BE TRUE... WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!"

‎"HE HAST FOILED OUR PLANS FOR FAR TOO LONG! NOW THE ONE KNOWN AS GILLIGAN SHALL FEEL THE FURY OF A TRUE ASGARDIAN!"

‎"THE PHRASE THOU JUST UTTERED DOTH RING TRUE OF THE TYPE OF QUOTE ONE MIGHT EXPECT A FEMALE TO SAY UPON BEING BEDDED BY THE MIGHTY THOR!"

"FORGIVE ME, OFFICER CARL WINSLOW... DIDST THY ODINSON PERPETRATE YON TOMFOOLERY AND SHENANIGANS???"

"REJOICE, HAIL-FELLOW LARRY APPLETON! FOR THIS IS THE TIME FOR THE ASGARDIAN DANCE OF JOYOUS MERRIMENT!"

The Mighty Thor In Sitcoms Part II

(Click here for Part 1)

‎"THE PHRASE THOU JUST UTTERED DOTH RING TRUE OF THE TYPE OF QUOTE ONE MIGHT EXPECT A FEMALE TO SAY UPON BEING BEDDED BY THE MIGHTY THOR!"

"FORGIVE ME, OFFICER CARL WINSLOW... DIDST THY ODINSON PERPETRATE YON TOMFOOLERY AND SHENANIGANS???"

"REJOICE, HAIL-FELLOW LARRY APPLETON! FOR THIS IS THE TIME FOR THE ASGARDIAN DANCE OF JOYOUS MERRIMENT!"

‎"THOU SHALT RESPECT THY FATHER AND THY MOTHER REGARDLESS OF THE ODINSON'S LOWLY STATION IN LIFE AS A SHOE SALESMAN, BUD AND KELLY!"

"ONE OF THESE DAYS, ALICE... YOU SHALL FEEL THE MIGHT AND HEFT OF THE HAMMER MJOLINOR UPON THY HEAD WITH SUCH FEROCITY THAT THE IMPACT SHALL SEND THIS MORTAL COIL SOARING PAST THE BOND OF EARTH'S PULL, BEYOND THE HEAVENS AND NAY EVEN UNTO THE CELESTIAL BODY OF THE MOON ITSELF - SO SWEARS THE MIGHTY THOR!!!"

"PRAY TELL THE SUBJECT UPON WHICH THOU SPEAKEST, WILLIS?"

"THOU FEET DOTH SMELL SULFUROUS AS SURTUR'S REALM OF MUSPELHEIM, KIMMY GIBBLER!"

‎"THOU KNOWEST WHAT, KYLE-SON-OF-GERALD? SCREW THEE AND THINE, THE MIGHTY THOR SHALL RETURN TO ASGARD!"

"PREPARE TO PARTAKE IN THE FEAST THAT IS THE ODINSON'S SHORTS!"