Diet Stuff

Breakfast: Cheese Omelette
Lunch: Low-Carb Chili
Dinner: Spinach and aged white cheddar chicken patties (CostCo thingee)

Gym: None, 20.2 miles total

Clean: None (Father's Day)

Father's Day superseded all plans for the gym or cleaning :) We went and saw Man Of Steel which I've already kind of railed against already - and i was SO EXCITED FOR THIS MOVIE!!! I am angry at that movie in the same way that one might be angry at not getting the present they really wanted for Christmas - yeah I got some nice presents but I didn't really want or need all these socks, what I had hinted for and was pretty sure I was gonna get was a Nintendo!

Molly is in her final 2.5 days of school as of today. Next week, we start a regular schedule of Summer Vacation Goofing Off WOO!!!

I can't find the right word or words

Have you ever been in a public place, like a book store, and you find yourself SPRINTING to their restroom because your belly went GRRRBLOOP and you're positive that you're about to poop your pants so you rush in, pull down your pants and as you sit down on the toilet you think you're pooping but it's really just the loudest, longest fart you've ever experienced so you start to smile because you thought you were going to have to ditch your soiled underwear in their little garbage can and go commando all the way home but then UH OH HANG ON NOW IT *IS* POOP and you start laughing again because your butt just played a trick on you?

ME TOO!

Is there a word for that? Feels like there should be a word for that. Probably German, or at least of German origin.