I don't really "celebrate" Thanksgiving

Every year I enrage more than a few folks by just kind of skipping over Thanksgiving. Way I see it, "The Holidays" start on Halloween night with a lavish Masquerade Launch Party. We then have The Rehearsal Dinner in November where we get to practice getting together with the family and celebrate the official opening of The Shopping Season. Then we have the Two-Day Main Event - Christmas Eve and Christmas - followed a week later by The New Year's Eve Wrap Party. Good job everyone! See y'all next year, which is tomorrow :)