Official Declaration of Sickness & Tiredness

I would like to be done with the stupid Abdominal Tear, please. It hurts, I can't go anywhere, I can't do anything, and the drugs keep me from being able to write anything bigger than a Facebook post. Doctor said "A good 4 to 6 weeks" for recovery, feels like I've been doing this for at least three months now, let's check the calendar just to be sure...

ONE WEEK.