Feb. 19th, 2014

captain_slinky: (Smile)
Just follow these rules and soon you'll be as wasted as me!

Every time you don't feel confident in your own personality, TAKE A SHOT!

Every time you think "Man I sure do wish I could spend all day tomorrow with flu-like symptoms", TAKE A SHOT!

Every time you feel like increasing your chances of vehicular homicide, TAKE A SHOT!

Every time you feel like your liver and/or Kidneys are just too darned healthy, TAKE A SHOT!

Every time you want to pick a fight with somebody but you're just too civilized or reasonable to do it, TAKE A SHOT!

Every time you want to say or do something regrettable, TAKE A SHOT!

Every time you realize you're so rich you may as well blow your entire paycheck on something you'll likely vomit up, TAKE A SHOT!


So far, my bottle is still full...

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