Disneyland "Must Do" List

I was just asked by a person who is about to go to Disneyland for the first time what my "Must Do" list is for the park, and I realized that my list is a little... weird. Like, MOST lists are going to be straight-forward "Ride the Matterhorn! Oooh, and the Tea Cups!" mine is more *specific*.

• Take a ride in Walt's Fire Engine (tours up and down Main Street, it's the same vehicle he used to ride through the park in the early morning and they'll let you sit in the front seat where HE sat).
• Buy a Matterhorn Macaroon at the Jolly Holiday Bakery, step outside and compare it to the real thing.
• Buy a Dole Whip Float and watch it do it's magical lavalamp dance while you drink it slowly and watch the crowds pass by.
• Incite the audience at Captain EO to sing and "HE-HEEEEE!" along with the movie.
• Follow a group of Asian teenagers and just revel in the fun that they're having, maybe even become a part of their group.
• Try to catch the Elvis Tribute show at Tomorrowland Terrace over the weekend and look for The Ghost Of Elvis hanging out on the fringe of the crowd (I've seen him twice)!
• Stand for HOURS if need be to get the perfect viewing spot for the fireworks - right behind the Partners statue (It's like Walt and Mickey are watching the show with you)!
• Ride The Haunted Mansion from the perspective that the story of the ride is that you'e being driven mad enough to commit suicide.
• Buy a bag of the small red Mickey-shaped suckers (best value in the park imho) and hand them out to strangers.
• Watch the Silhouette Lady do her business.
• Mock people who are trying to pull Excalibur from the stone and tell them to "Stand Back" while you try - fail miserably, blame it on the kid who tried before you.
• Eat breakfast at the Carnation Cafe so you can meet Oscar and tell him you love his Potatoes.
• Tell any crying kids that "Thee's no crying allowed at Disneyland".

There's more I'm sue - it takes us 5 days to do Disneyland and DCA what with all the stuff on my "Must Do" list!