The Don Doo Dees Doo Dees List

I have an impressive list of things I need to do today/this week, so it's time for my Patent-Pending "Don't Do *This*, Do THIS" list (for refering to when I start doing something frivolous like following links on the internet till I end up at the guy who provided the voice for Gollum in the original animated version of The Hobbit or discovering yet ANOTHER Trailer Park Boys episode or special that I haven't seen).

SO! BRAIN! DON DOO DEES... DO DEES!

1) Work out at the YMCA
2) Go to BECU to get new Debit Card
3) Glean at Noon
4) Early Dismissal for Molly at 1:30
5) Sort crap at the Storage Unit (only one month to go)!
6) Sort records (find at least one box for Convention)
7) List stuff on Ebay
8) Clean for 20 minutes
9) Take package to UPS
10) Figure out side dish for Dinner tonight
11) Eye Appointment at 4
12) Take stuff to Value Village

The Creepy Baby Conundrum

All year long, Crystal and I have been collecting creepy baby dolls at various thrift stores with the express intent of mutilating them for our Halloween display. Last year we had a Halloween Crafting Party where we invited all our guests to go nuts with the limited amount of dolls we had at the time and got some excellent results - this year was going to be EVEN BETTER!

But then something happened.

Our next-door neighbor, who LOVES Halloween and always loads her yard up with witches and spooks just as much as WE do every year, got a terrible shock - her premature infant grandbaby died on Halloween :(

So now I don't know what to do with all these babies! It would be in EXTREMELY poor taste to decorate the tree in our front yard with dozens of babies in hangmans nooses (like I had hoped to do)... matter of fact, pretty much ANY Dead Baby decoration is going to be all kinds of *wrong*.

What do we do NOW?