133 - Things I Learned Yesterday

• I have successfully trimmed and maintained my various social media accounts to the point where I didn't see a single negative comment about Gay Marriage. I'm kind of proud!
  
• I don't currently have any Gay friends (that I know of) - a few who are open to it in a theoretical way, and a few folks I *used* to know but haven't even computer-interacted with in several years so I don't think they count?
  
• I should never, ever sit on the floor again EVER. Did some work on the ground yesterday and angered my old friend the Abdominal Tear again :(
  
• Our $100 Ubuntu computer has a problem that I need to track down - it's either a Power Source or a Cooling System issue, it just goes in to a cold shutdown at random intervals. No system crash, just a complete and sudden shutdown as if somebody just unplugged it.

134 - Conservative Nutjob Lemonade

There *is* a way that this whole Gay Marriage thing can work to the benefit of those who oppose it. Presenting The Facts in handy bulletpoint format:

• Gay Marriage now legal in all 50 United States.
  
• As all good Whackjobs know, Gay Marriage opens the floodgates for people to marry ANYTHING, including but not limited to: Cousins, Siblings, Household Pets and Kitchen Appliances.
  
• The only thing more important than keeping consenting adults from getting married because it squicks you out, is to keep women from making their own decisions about unborn fetuses.

So really, I think the silver lining on this little cloud of yours is that it should now be SUPER EASY for you to marry all those unborn fetuses and force the courts to arrest all those Mother-In-Laws that are trying to murder your spouses!

You're welcome!